Thursday, December 17, 2009

Only 3 days to go

Hello my people. Last night was crazy, first centurian I've not been able to do properly, shots were missed. But I did have a few drinks before I started, so that explains it all really. It was just me, Chris, James and James' friend this time. We played naming countries at each shot. So, first shot I would name a country. Next shot James would name a different country, and it would go round the circle until it got back to me. If you didn't name a country before you took your shot, or named a country already said, you took an extra shot. For every shot you missed you had to take another shot, plus the one you missed. This game was crazy because once we got to 60 shots we all started to forget countries, but what was strange was that there was always someone who remembered a country already said.

We then got Neil and we set off for the last time at the Dance Cave. Unfortunately it was closed and we had to find somewhere else. What we found was a club that was just like home. Chavvy and Dancy. It's nice to feel like you're home. $5 to get in, but since I didn't buy any drinks it was worth it. Nowhere in England would ever be that cheap to get in, except maybe the tache on a Thursday.

I slept on the sofa and in the morning I went for a subway sandwich. Hoorah, for subway.

Thanks for watching, you friend, Linda

Friday, December 11, 2009

Bizarre Dream

Dream 10-Dec-2009:
I went back to 1955 where I stopped Marty from pushing George out of the way of the car. This resulted in me then throwing a rock through their window, no idea why. For some reason I thought that time was fixed now and I could do whatever I wanted.
I then found myself with Anna in Blackpool in the same time period jumping around the town centre, each on a pogo stick. Eventually we found ourselves going past the Metropole and we saw the queen, she was confused as to what the contraption was. I said I invented it, and she was impressed. We carried on jumping, only to find ourselves back in the present.

There was Dad and we told him where we'd been, and I asked had anything changed. I told him about the Yates' fire and he was shocked. Turns out that didn't burn down. I looked at a computer and it had Terabytes of RAM and THz speeds. Dad was mayor when Birley Street was Pedestrianised, and raised £523,000. I talked to Maria and Mum about the population size. Blackpool was the size of millions. I told them that Blackpool wasn't that big but they didn't believe me. So I, this is the crazy bit, clicked shift F3, to save. And then I clicked ctrl R and that brought be back to normal 2009. I went to wikipedia on Blackpool, copied the information about real Blackpool and then clicked F3 to go back to the new 2009.

I showed them the data and we all agreed that going round blackpool in a pogo stick in 1955 and talking to the queen boasting about the invention clearly was a good thing for the world since technology was decades ahead.

We stayed a while but me, Anna and Maria realised that we were too far behind. People in this age were too smart and we wouldn't be able to keep up (don't know why Maria didn't understand). So we said goodbye to everyone and clicked ctrl R again and we were back in our own time.

For some reason Tuvok wanted to come back as well, and the Stargate characters had to fight their way to a computer to get back to their time, Teal'C almost didn't make it. That was one of the most bizarre dreams ever.

I have now looked up and found that the pogo stick was already around in the 50s. Ah well.

Friday, December 4, 2009

A Blog

Well lets start this blog of by saying I just got my head hit on by a picture on the wall. I foolishly tried to move the guitar to my right off me, but as I did it took the picture of the wall and it crashed down onto my head. I'm currently in the Huron house on my own in a room with a nice Christmas tree lit up and listening to a very dramatic song E.S. Posthumus- ARISE.
I'm currently on my 4th drink and the party keeps moving around the house. I can't be bothered to keep moving with it at the moment but I know that it's due to be back in this front room in a bit. Today I have carried on doing my project for group theory, although it's just a but cheat since yahoo has already answered the question for me. Message in a bottle is on now and I'm listening to that. I'm probably going to give up in a minute and go into the kitchen where (most) of the people are now. Although I know as soon as I do that, they'll all come into this room. Ah well what can you do.
I'm very sorry that I'm not watching an episode of house while I do this, it's just that I'm listening to music instead, I'm sorry. I can talk to you instead about the first thing that comes into my head. So the next paragraph is going to be exactly that.
I'm now thinking about the CN tower, what if it fell over? Now I'm thinking about Cast Away, but that's because Message in a bottle is saying SOS. Now I'm thinking about the LCBO. That's where you buy your beer. Now I'm thinking about home, and now one of Emilies friends has walked in. Now she has gone. I'm really now just typing for the sake of it. I'm now thinking about the West Coast Rock and how I could really go for a Big Pig, but who couldn't? Anyway that's enough of random thoughts. I'm going to give up now because I'm just going on and on.

Goodbye cruel world, goodbye cruel lamp, goodbye cruel drapes...(futurama)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Why I hate this house

Since being ill I've spent much more time in this house and it's made me realise how much I HATE IT!!!

1) I'm in the basement and so I only have a small window at the top. This would be ok if it had curtains, however it doesn't, so i have no choice but to put bags up there. This means that during the day no light can get in. How depressing is that?!

2) Since it is in the basement I'm in the same room as the boiler that's very loud when it comes on. You can also hear the water as it runs through the pipes when someone runs water upstairs.

3) The Room is directly below the kitchen which means that when she wakes up, between 7:00-8:00 everyday, she walks around really loudly. BANG BANG BANG! This of course wakes the dog up which shuffles along the floor.

4) The dog barks over and over again, this wakes me up. She, of course, doesn't stop it, so I have to get up and shout upstairs "shut up!!". Then she suddenly starts paying attention to this loud dog. Which stops it immediately.

5) This is the most disgusting house I've ever lived in. She doesn't clean any of her own messes, and so as a result neither does anyone else. I clean my mess, only so I don't get blamed to clean. Although that has never happened. The most it has ever been cleaned is when I accidentally dropped a pizza into the oven, it's probably never been so clean.
I see ants on the counter occasionally and spiders almost always. Today I saw mousetraps on the table being prepared to be set out. What's funny about this is that she's a social worker that sees if parents are fit to adopt children. She invites them round to see how they are or how they are doing. I think it's funny how she wouldn't even qualify for a dog. She should set the example.
I think it's cruel that she even has this dog. The floor is discusting and obviously there's rats. No animal would want to walk around on this floor, it's inhumane. She's gone for ages and the dog is always bored. No wonder it always barks. I think this dog should be given to a (better) family (one person doesn't really count as a family (for a dog)).

6) She's very patronizing and that annoys me so much. It's probably because she's only using us students to pay her bills.

7) The only good thing about this place is that I have a free TV, free heater and a door to outside without having to go through the front door. This is nice because I can go weeks without seeing her if necessary

Anyway, I just wanted to get all this off my breast. Ha! Freudian slip.

Your friend, Alice

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

2nd the Best

I'm watching house again now, called "Cane and Able" [8:30], so watch it while you read because I will make references. He's looking the other way, ok I won't talk completely about house. I'm finally over the illness hill. I took two sleep aids last night after trying to sleep for an hour. But I couldn't because of the fever and the dry, oh so dry, throat. Those sleep aids didn't work for over 2 hours, which means I must have been in pain, but what can you do?

This morning I woke up at 6:00 drenched in sweat (lovely I know). I actually had to change clothes and get a towel on the pillows and duvet. Yay. Ah well, I went back to sleep and woke up at 1:00 with the bed nice and dry, oh happy days. [9:48] These numbers are not like the bible, well maybe they are but it's so you know where in house I am.

I created the most amazing group in the world today called "If you had every phone number in the world, who would you ring?". So far I'm trying to guilt all my friends into addding all their friends. So far all I have asked have done it, I think. [11:10]

Obviously as you read this you may have to stop to let the episode of house catch up to you. I can't type faster than you read obviously. Haha, Chase just did a Yo Mama joke. Now the kid has gone missing. OMG, what are we going to do. I probably should have breakfast now, but I need to watch this kid slice his neck off. OMG, he does have a chip in his neck. Ahhhh. [12:42]

Haha, chase is a fool, he believed it was alien. House is a legend. Well I'm not really talking about anything, but I haven't actually done anything today so that's why I'm talking about the episode of house that I'm watching. [13:40]

Anyway, I'm going to go now, if anything interesting happens today I'll blog later tonight.

Goodbye all,

love, T.J. Detweiler

Monday, November 30, 2009

1st is always the hardest

I've created this blog only because Chris has a blog. http://sugiharagami.blogspot.com/
Wibble Wobble Yum Yum. I'm currently watching house whilst lying on bed in pain from the cold that I have. The guy on house has discovered he doesn't like Ketchup, hoorah he's cured. I'm waiting until 12:00 so I can go up a level or 2 in mafia wars, but first I'm going to watch Heroes at 10:00. Won't that be fun. House is finished now and I'm putting on another episode. It's a guy called Brock and he's drunk but going to operate on someones sister. It's to stop him shaking apparently. THEY HAVE A BABY. Oh wait it's just a TV show within a TV show.

What else can I say? It was a painful trip to the shops, I needed food and drinks but I was ill, I crawled to the station and to the shop. It then took me a very long to get back because of the very heavy bag I was carrying $42 total. Not bad I suppose. House is driving the limo, what a shock. How did he get control of a limo anyway? Music for the theme is playing now.

I don't know why Chris says blogging is hard. You just say the first thing that comes to your head. Jobble Jibble. House has just arrived at emergency in the Limo, looks funny. Now he's frightening the guy in the limo, who has a "brain tumor". I have no more tissues left and my nose is still running, what am I supposed to do?

Youtube is going down for maintenance in an hour and 20 minutes, what am I to do?

WHY CAN'T YOU COPY AND PASTE IN THIS STUPID BLOG?!!

Anyway, I'm bored now. I hope you enjoyed this blog, I am not a crook.

Your friend, Billy